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Post by Garrett Clark on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:38 am

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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Post by Garrett Clark on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:42 am

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
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Post by Garrett Clark on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:45 am

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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Post by Garrett Clark on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:46 am

Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out
it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like
a regular window.
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Post by Garrett Clark on Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:50 am

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call
the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and
started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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Post by Unblest BADHABIT on Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:47 am

you are so weird
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